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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee attraction at first light

The Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee attraction at first light

Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1960
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: Greater than six pixies

Description

Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of movies, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee lets you be lead by Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Zoro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Zoro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-velocity chase through poison darts, darkness, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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