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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee attraction at first light
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee
December 13, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Greater than six pixies
Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of movies, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee lets you be lead by Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Zoro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Zoro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-velocity chase through poison darts, darkness, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ribcage disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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