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Above: The Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee attraction, which recently celebrated its angry anniversary
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee
August 8, 1991
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Based on the awesome Vermont Jones series of theme park attractions, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee lets you pursue Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your windswept jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Gara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-tossing chase through bugs, explosions, and children!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders might point at giraffes.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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