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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee experience at a distance
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee
June 9, 2006
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're elaborate)
Based on the awesome Vermont Jones series of radio shows, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee lets you queue up with Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Yere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Yere's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-tossing chase through bugs, hot air, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this experience exits into a retail store.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from weird tattoos, novelty haircuts, sin, or knee, viral, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this experience may smell funny.
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