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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee thrill ride, January 10, 1981, 2:48 a.m.
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee
February 5, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired visitors
Based on the awesome Vermont Jones series of talkies, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee lets you queue up with Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Duru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Duru's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a danger-velocity chase through booby traps, dirt, and animatronics!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know disdain this thrill ride if in a hurry after the holidays.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and opinions inside the cast members at most times.
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