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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee attraction at dusk
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee
July 6, 2012
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Based on the licensed Vermont Jones series of action figures, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee lets you be lead by Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Qere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Qere's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-speed chase through rats, explosions, and eternal youth!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 44".
- Yawning may occur.
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