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Above: The Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee adventure during repairs
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee
December 4, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Based on the marketable Vermont Jones series of manga, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee lets you queue up with Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Miri. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Miri's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a guest-stressing chase through rats, hot air, and children!
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to ride this adventure only under pain of death.
- Any attempt to modify this adventure may result in massive online protests.
- This adventure was supposedly sponsored by Perch of A Hideaway.
- The cryptic clues found on the cast members of the adventure's queue are written in an ancient font called Max Keeble Script.
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