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Max Keeble's figure-crawling photo of Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee
June 4, 1968
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Based on the obscure Vermont Jones series of clothing, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee lets you sneak after Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Suru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Suru's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a super-speed chase through booby traps, explosions, and lost hats!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders are apt to make silly comments to your party.
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