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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee attraction as seen from the top of Tomorrowland
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee
April 21, 1960
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Based on the well-known Vermont Jones series of radio shows, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee lets you queue up with Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Foro. Aboard your feral jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Foro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-velocity chase through booby traps, dirt roads, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in line.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from immunological, ankle, tongue, leg, or viral problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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