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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee dark ride as seen from the top of Texas
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee
July 26, 1955
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Based on the well-known Vermont Jones series of stage plays, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Knee lets you chase Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Poro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-tossing chase through rats, dirt, and children!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of enjoying this dark ride, go on something more relaxing.
- The person was personally approved by Clarabelle Cow.
- The secret clues painted on the ceiling of the dark ride's line are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Marty Sklar Script.
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