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The Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Iconic Elbow attraction, which recently celebrated its dusty anniversary
Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Iconic Elbow
July 8, 1968
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Based on the famous Vermont Jones series of television shows, Vermont Jones Adventure: Altar of the Iconic Elbow lets you slowly be lead by Vermy into the altar of the ancient goddess Niri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Niri's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-tossing chase through rats, giant boulders, and lost hats!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you'll want to find something soothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness, '80s haircuts, or skin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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