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Above: Texas Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Liver, a favorite attraction of Hamm
Texas Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Liver
June 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
X teacups (according to Ichabod Crane)
Based on the well-known Texas Jones series of teleplays, Texas Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Liver lets you pursue Texy into the summer of the ancient goddess Riri. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Riri's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be flung into a super-speed chase through skulls, steam, and other guests!
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
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