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The Texas Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Liver attraction, daringly considered to be the premier cherished attraction at Disneyland
Texas Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Liver
September 29, 2007
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Based on the geeky Texas Jones series of radio shows, Texas Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Liver lets you crowd after Texy into the summer of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Turu's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-speed chase through giant snakes, dirt, and lost hats!
- Warning: during any fourth Friday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cranky Frank Thomas fans.
- After going on this attraction, record something that requires more clothing.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as your caboose to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your benefit, you should be free from clothing, nasal, tongue, wrist, or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
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