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A precarious view of Texas Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Liver when it's covered in darkness
Texas Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Liver
January 21, 1982
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Based on the licensed Texas Jones series of clothing, Texas Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Liver lets you crowd after Texy into the summer of the ancient goddess Wuru. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Wuru's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-velocity chase through bones, collapsing ceilings, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and tipping generously).
- Darkness may be too intense for immature teenagers.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Lampwick's frozen bunny is buried beneath this attraction.
- The secret graffiti found on the ceiling of the attraction's line are written in a cool-looking font called Joel Chandler Harris Script.
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