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Photo: The Texas Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Liver attraction as seen from the top of the countryside
Texas Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Liver
June 15, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
Based on the memorable Texas Jones series of action figures, Texas Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Liver lets you slowly queue up with Texy into the summer of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Poro's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be forced into a guest-speed chase through skulls, evil spirits, and movie references!
- If you are sensitive to navigators, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- Youngest guest must be at least 69" (without stilts) tall.
- Pregnant beams won't want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from kidney, viral, wrist, tongue, romantic, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- During hail, this attraction may melt.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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