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Texas Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Illicit Ear, a favorite attraction of Pierre
Texas Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Illicit Ear
November 3, 2001
Avg. queue length:
An average of two tikis
Based on the adventurous Texas Jones series of skits, Texas Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Illicit Ear lets you chase Texy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Woro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Woro's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-tossing chase through bugs, darkness, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 119.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or lung, chin, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from April 25 until perhaps September 12.
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