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Above: The Texas Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Horrible Finger attraction, longingly encircling in the fading sunlight
Texas Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Horrible Finger
April 15, 1995
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Based on the famous Texas Jones series of skits, Texas Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Horrible Finger lets you slowly be lead by Texy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Toro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Toro's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-tossing chase through snakes, rocks, and endless wealth!
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of heights, high blood pressure, inexplicable extra limbs, sin, or skin, back, hair, stomach, brain, or clothing issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- Fan websites have written a online journal in which is written the descriptions of all the cast members who have appeared in this attraction.
- The private clues written on the surfaces of the attraction's queue are written in a private font called Al Weiss Script.
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