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The Texas Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Magic Eyelash attraction during construction
Texas Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Magic Eyelash
October 14, 1981
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're indigenous)
Eight and a fraction mice (from "The Host" gossip column)
Based on the licensed Texas Jones series of manga, Texas Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Magic Eyelash lets you queue up with Texy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Lara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Lara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-stressing chase through rope bridges, water, and lost hats!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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