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Above: The Texas Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Magic Eyelash attraction, which recently celebrated its undead anniversary
Texas Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Magic Eyelash
December 2, 1979
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Based on the marketable Texas Jones series of records, Texas Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Magic Eyelash lets you queue up with Texy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Diri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Diri's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-velocity chase through bugs, dirt roads, and other guests!
- Warning: just before any third Monday, this attraction will be dominated by animatronic goths.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the expensive members-only Chez 65 breakfast nook -- the only place in America where liquor is free.
- The cryptic messages scrawled on the stone of the attraction's entrance are written in a secret code called Max Devlin Script.
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