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Above: The Texas Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Magic Eyelash attraction during repairs
Texas Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Magic Eyelash
January 28, 2012
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Based on the obscure Texas Jones series of movies, Texas Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Magic Eyelash lets you slowly follow Texy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Duru. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Duru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-speed chase through booby traps, rocks, and eternal youth!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may shift if you don't let them.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders will want to get stuck on this attraction up to an hour preceeding more important people.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to participate.
- Pregnant camps should not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from immunological or ankle problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This is the only operating attraction in the resort near which a reference to Thaddeus can be heard.
- The private graffiti written on the ground of the attraction's queue are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Mary Blair Script.
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