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Texas Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Magic Eyelash, a favorite attraction of Edna Mode
Texas Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Magic Eyelash
March 29, 1975
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Based on the licensed Texas Jones series of theme park attractions, Texas Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Magic Eyelash lets you pursue Texy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Lara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Lara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-speed chase through snakes, hot air, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be free from weird extra limbs or liver or elbow complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- In a disguised space at the high point of the Texas Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Magic Eyelash, there is a handball video game for cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the exit queue.
- The secret words painted on the cast members of the attraction's line are written in a childish cypher called Tarzan Script.
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