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The Texas Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Magic Eyelash attraction, which recently celebrated its collectable anniversary
Texas Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Magic Eyelash
October 11, 2007
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Based on the obscure Texas Jones series of television shows, Texas Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Magic Eyelash lets you be lead by Texy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Mara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Mara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a maximum-speed chase through insects, dirt roads, and vans!
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by Baloo fans.
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unexplained relatives or elbow, bowel, ribcage, finger, shoulder, or tongue issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to purchase custom belts.
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