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The Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance attraction at first light
Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance
December 2, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Based on the marketable Texas Jones series of teleplays, Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance lets you be lead by Texy into the church of the ancient goddess Guru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Guru's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-velocity chase through rope bridges, explosions, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be full of farm animals.
- Minimum height 49".
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to rent precision waivers.
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