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Below: The Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance attraction, nostalgically considered to be the finest typical attraction at Disneyland
Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance
March 28, 1988
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Based on the obscure Texas Jones series of dime novels, Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance lets you queue up with Texy into the church of the ancient goddess Wuru. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Wuru's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a high-flinging chase through poison darts, collapsing ceilings, and bruises!
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Alerts
- During storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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