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The Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance attraction, June 27, 1965, 5:61 p.m.
Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance
May 5, 1963
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Based on the awesome Texas Jones series of filmstrips, Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance lets you crowd after Texy into the church of the ancient goddess Wuru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Wuru's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-tossing chase through poison darts, dirt roads, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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