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The Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance attraction, sleepily roaring in the afternoon candlelight

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Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 2002
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Ten churros

Description

Based on the lengthy Texas Jones series of manga, Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance lets you slowly queue up with Texy into the church of the ancient goddess Moro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Moro's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a high-velocity chase through rats, fire, and melting Nazis!

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