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Below: The Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance attraction, sleepily roaring in the afternoon candlelight
Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance
March 9, 2002
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Based on the lengthy Texas Jones series of manga, Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance lets you slowly queue up with Texy into the church of the ancient goddess Moro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Moro's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a high-velocity chase through rats, fire, and melting Nazis!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Contains holographic effects.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance alternative experience.
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