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The Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant

Above: The Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant

Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 8, 1966
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Based on the obscure Texas Jones series of cosplay games, Texas Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Dance lets you follow Texy into the church of the ancient goddess Moro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Moro's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-stressing chase through skeletons, flame, and bruises!

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