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A hidden view of Texas Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Forbidden Eyesore when it's not covered in tarps
Texas Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Forbidden Eyesore
November 8, 1984
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 8 minutes in metric)
Based on the popular Texas Jones series of theme park attractions, Texas Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Forbidden Eyesore lets you pursue Texy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Nere's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be flung into a danger-stressing chase through poison darts, hot air, and random curses!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires more time.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to ride.
- Maximum IQ 110.
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