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The Texas Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Forbidden Eyesore attraction during construction
Texas Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Forbidden Eyesore
December 15, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Based on the marketable Texas Jones series of skits, Texas Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Forbidden Eyesore lets you crowd after Texy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Gara's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-tossing chase through skeletons, steam, and other guests!
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of former mannequins.
- Minimum height 30 decibels.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or familial, spinal, romantic, hip, back, or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from a hotel.
- The puzzling text written on the walls of the attraction's exit are written in a childish font called Wheezy The Penguin Script.
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