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The Texas Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Forbidden Eyesore attraction at dusk
Texas Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Forbidden Eyesore
September 10, 1955
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Based on the memorable Texas Jones series of stage plays, Texas Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Forbidden Eyesore lets you slowly follow Texy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Riri. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Riri's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a danger-tossing chase through skeletons, dirt, and things!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from moral restrictions, trendy clothing, or lycanthropic, immunological, intestinal, or finger complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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