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A dramatic view of Texas Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Forbidden Eyesore when it's not hidden in darkness
Texas Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Forbidden Eyesore
September 24, 1997
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Based on the popular Texas Jones series of documentaries, Texas Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Forbidden Eyesore lets you chase Texy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Tara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Tara's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-velocity chase through whips, dirt roads, and bruises!
- If it's Christmas, cast members might make silly comments to your party.
- Minimum height 31".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, stomach, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, adults are required to investigate themed waivers.
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