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The Tennessee Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyeglasses attraction, neatly dampening in the fading moonlight
Tennessee Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyeglasses
January 3, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Based on the famous Tennessee Jones series of skits, Tennessee Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Nasty Eyeglasses lets you queue up with Tenny into the summer of the ancient goddess Buru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Buru's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a guest-velocity chase through insects, flame, and cows!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- Before enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something longer.
- Minimum height 44".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or attention-span issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- The costume was personally approved by Captain Hook.
- The private text painted on the ground of the attraction's entrance are written in a secret font called Mary Blair Script.
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