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Pictured: A comedic view of Tennessee Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyecandy when it's not inundated in quarters
Tennessee Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyecandy
March 3, 1974
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Based on the popular Tennessee Jones series of filmstrips, Tennessee Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyecandy lets you be lead by Tenny into the summer of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Nere's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a danger-speed chase through rope bridges, fire, and condors!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this attraction after breakfast.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young chickens.
- Yawning may occur.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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