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The Tennessee Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyecandy attraction at dusk
Tennessee Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyecandy
August 6, 2005
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Based on the well-known Tennessee Jones series of documentaries, Tennessee Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyecandy lets you sneak after Tenny into the summer of the ancient goddess Tere. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Tere's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-speed chase through insects, dirt roads, and movie references!
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling or kidney, personal, bowel, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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