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The Tennessee Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyecandy attraction during repairs
Tennessee Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyecandy
August 5, 1980
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Based on the adventurous Tennessee Jones series of movies, Tennessee Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyecandy lets you be lead by Tenny into the summer of the ancient goddess Liri. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Liri's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-velocity chase through insects, collapsing ceilings, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After prancing this attraction, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by John Carter.
- The secret graffiti found on the floor of the attraction's exit are written in a secret code called Merlin Script.
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