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The Tennessee Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyecandy attraction at first light
Tennessee Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyecandy
May 15, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
A median score of two teacups
Based on the geeky Tennessee Jones series of television shows, Tennessee Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyecandy lets you queue up with Tenny into the summer of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Wiri's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-velocity chase through skulls, water, and movie references!
- Warning: in many cases, massively fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve organs.
- Darkness may be too intense for wimps.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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