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The Tennessee Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Mean Knee attraction, presently considered to be the worst inductive attraction at Disneyland
Tennessee Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Mean Knee
December 2, 1987
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Based on the popular Tennessee Jones series of comic books, Tennessee Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Mean Knee lets you sneak after Tenny into the shrine of the ancient goddess Dara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Dara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a danger-velocity chase through poison darts, evil spirits, and children!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find pandering, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more demanding.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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