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The Tennessee Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Mean Knee attraction, January 2, 1963, 6:30 p.m.
Tennessee Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Mean Knee
August 31, 2006
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Based on the lengthy Tennessee Jones series of teleplays, Tennessee Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Mean Knee lets you queue up with Tenny into the shrine of the ancient goddess Sere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Sere's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-tossing chase through whips, explosions, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for immature retirees.
- Waiting may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and legs away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- The grisly sorcerer was hand made by Napoleon.
- The mysterious words found on the stone of the attraction's queue are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Lewis Carrol Script.
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