Massive Romeoland Attraction Database
Above: The Tennessee Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Illicit Eyelash attraction at park opening
Tennessee Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Illicit Eyelash
November 26, 2015
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Based on the obscure Tennessee Jones series of documentaries, Tennessee Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Illicit Eyelash lets you queue up with Tenny into the shrine of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Luru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-flinging chase through skulls, giant boulders, and sweat!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will pick on people near you.
Policies and Notices
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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