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The Tennessee Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Illicit Eyelash attraction at park opening

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Tennessee Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Illicit Eyelash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 26, 2015
Duration: Unremittingly eternal
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

Description

Based on the obscure Tennessee Jones series of documentaries, Tennessee Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Illicit Eyelash lets you queue up with Tenny into the shrine of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Luru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-flinging chase through skulls, giant boulders, and sweat!

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