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Tennessee Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Illicit Lubber, a favorite attraction of Annette Funicello
Tennessee Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Illicit Lubber
April 29, 2006
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 35 minutes by horse)
Based on the marketable Tennessee Jones series of clothing, Tennessee Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Illicit Lubber lets you chase Tenny into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Soro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Soro's cursed lubber, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-stressing chase through booby traps, dirt roads, and animatronics!
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for guests.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to go on.
- Maximum height 70".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, moral requirements, unstopable hotness, or ankle, intestinal, wrist, shoulder, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and balloons (not necessarily in that order) inside the vehicle at all times.
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