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Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Hut of the Prohibited Ear, a favorite attraction of Frank
Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Hut of the Prohibited Ear
March 11, 1984
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Based on the lengthy Rhode Island Jones series of theme park attractions, Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Hut of the Prohibited Ear lets you queue up with Rhody into the hut of the ancient goddess Furu. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Furu's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a neck-flinging chase through giant snakes, fire, and fools!
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders might point at you.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of children, inappropriate chattiness, emotional baggage, or familial or immunological problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to purchase custom specticles.
- Popeye originally intended for this attraction to display live outlaws.
- The secret words painted on the stone of the attraction's line are written in a childish code called Secretariat Script.
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