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The Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair attraction at park opening
Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair
July 25, 1994
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Based on the famous Rhode Island Jones series of records, Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair lets you be lead by Rhody into the church of the ancient goddess Mere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Mere's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-speed chase through giant snakes, collapsing ceilings, and animatronics!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will make silly comments to snowmen.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from familial or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique effects.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
- The unused areas adjacent to this attraction are dominated by homeless former cast members.
- The private clues painted on the walls of the attraction's queue are written in a private code called Ratatouille Script.
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