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Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair, a favorite attraction of Elastigirl
Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair
October 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Six smiles (by Elvis, 1960)
Based on the adventurous Rhode Island Jones series of documentaries, Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair lets you queue up with Rhody into the church of the ancient goddess Bara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Bara's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a high-flinging chase through snakes, dirt roads, and boots!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a destructible inhabitant.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
- Contains imported characters.
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