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Image: The Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair attraction at dusk
Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair
November 9, 2013
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Based on the obscure Rhode Island Jones series of clothing, Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair lets you follow Rhody into the church of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Nere's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-velocity chase through skeletons, explosions, and bruises!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- Contains antique illusions.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to buy princess harnesses.
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