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The Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair attraction as seen from the top of the desert

The Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair attraction as seen from the top of the desert

Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 1999
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Enjoyed by: Fanboys

Description

Based on the obscure Rhode Island Jones series of skits, Rhode Island Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Hair lets you slowly sneak after Rhody into the church of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Wiri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-stressing chase through insects, collapsing ceilings, and melting Nazis!

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