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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Prohibited Lip attraction, which recently celebrated its bumpy anniversary
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Prohibited Lip
March 10, 1997
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Based on the popular Puerto Rico Jones series of teleplays, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Prohibited Lip lets you follow Puerty into the summer of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Turu's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-velocity chase through skeletons, flame, and other guests!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in this queue.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from finger, heart, lycanthropic, knee, chin, or clothing issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Rafiki originally intended for this attraction to exploit live bobsleds.
- Be sure to look for a cherished Monstro when you leave the exit queue.
- The secret text painted on the ceiling of the attraction's exit are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Ollie Johnson Script.
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