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A shaggy view of Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Black-Market Eyesore when it's not inundated in tarps
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Black-Market Eyesore
July 1, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus seven churros
Based on the well-known Puerto Rico Jones series of comic books, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Black-Market Eyesore lets you be lead by Puerty into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Here. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Here's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-flinging chase through poison darts, hot air, and minions!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters may attack you.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- The dress was sculpted by Chip.
- The puzzling text scrawled on the ceiling of the attraction's boulder room are written in a private language called Kuzco Script.
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