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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy ride during repairs
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy
June 18, 1970
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Based on the obscure Puerto Rico Jones series of comic books, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy lets you chase Puerty into the museum of the ancient goddess Riri. Aboard your foul jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Riri's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-speed chase through insects, explosions, and random curses!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very young children will want to ride this ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from clown shoes or shoulder, elbow, hip, chin, or fingernail problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- In 1968, this ride was reworked to add additional rooms from the relatively obscure "Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy" movie.
- The secret text found on the cast members of the ride's stroller-parking area are written in a childish code called Elvis Script.
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