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Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Ariel

Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Ariel

Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 1985
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 48 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Based on the awesome Puerto Rico Jones series of records, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy lets you slowly sneak after Puerty into the museum of the ancient goddess Qoro. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Qoro's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-tossing chase through insects, collapsing ceilings, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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