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A potential view of Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy when it's not covered in levers
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy
August 4, 1975
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Based on the adventurous Puerto Rico Jones series of teleplays, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy lets you be lead by Puerty into the museum of the ancient goddess Nuru. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Nuru's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a danger-speed chase through poison darts, explosions, and sweat!
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are decorated with characters from Denmark.
- The private messages scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an ancient cypher called Gus Script.
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