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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy attraction during a moment of contemplation
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Three mice (according to Figaro)
Based on the famous Puerto Rico Jones series of clothing, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy lets you slowly queue up with Puerty into the museum of the ancient goddess Vuru. Aboard your cherished jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Vuru's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be forced into a super-tossing chase through whips, dirt, and animatronics!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 31".
- Pilot must be at least 53" (after a haircut) tall.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young children and some adults.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy alternative experience.
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