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Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Ariel
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy
August 12, 1985
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 48 minutes in metric)
Based on the awesome Puerto Rico Jones series of records, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy lets you slowly sneak after Puerty into the museum of the ancient goddess Qoro. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Qoro's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-tossing chase through insects, collapsing ceilings, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and in diapers).
- Maximum width 51".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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