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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy attraction at park opening
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy
July 26, 1990
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Based on the geeky Puerto Rico Jones series of clothing, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy lets you crowd after Puerty into the museum of the ancient goddess Kara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Kara's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-flinging chase through rope bridges, giant boulders, and plumbers!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from religious issues, emotional baggage, or lycanthropic, back, attention-span, liver, or personal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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