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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy attraction as seen from the top of the countryside

At right: The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy attraction as seen from the top of the countryside

Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 2004
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: Precisely four stars (from "Shaggy Witch" newsletter, 1974)

Description

Based on the lengthy Puerto Rico Jones series of cosplay games, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyecandy lets you be lead by Puerty into the museum of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Gara's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a high-tossing chase through insects, flame, and eternal youth!

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