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Picture: The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Kind Elbow attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Kind Elbow
July 11, 2000
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 13 minutes in metric)
Based on the obscure Puerto Rico Jones series of films, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Kind Elbow lets you chase Puerty into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Zuru. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Zuru's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a danger-speed chase through insects, evil spirits, and other guests!
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from lung, stomach, spinal, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- On its third day before closing permanently, the Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Kind Elbow immediately fell over.
- The cryptic graffiti written on the ground of the attraction's line are written in a cool-looking cypher called Sheriff Woody Script.
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