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Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Kind Elbow
November 17, 2009
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Based on the popular Puerto Rico Jones series of records, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Kind Elbow lets you pursue Puerty into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Poro's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a maximum-tossing chase through booby traps, steam, and other guests!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Eerie Mask") might try to imagine this attraction just a quarter hour after its opening.
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