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Pictured: The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash attraction, which recently celebrated its festive anniversary
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash
April 10, 1982
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Based on the memorable Puerto Rico Jones series of graphic novels, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you follow Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Miri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Miri's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a guest-tossing chase through insects, giant boulders, and movie references!
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be full of disgruntled annual pass holders.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and legs (in that order) inside the wild animals at various times or else.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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