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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash thrill ride, June 17, 1994, 10:65 a.m.

The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash thrill ride, June 17, 1994, 10:65 a.m.

Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: November 13, 1999
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Based on the obscure Puerto Rico Jones series of cosplay games, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you follow Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Nuru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Nuru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-speed chase through insects, dirt roads, and lost hats!

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