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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash attraction as seen from the top of a railway station

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Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 29, 1970
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Based on the licensed Puerto Rico Jones series of documentaries, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you queue up with Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Kiri. Aboard your redwood jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Kiri's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a guest-speed chase through bugs, flame, and random curses!

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