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Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash, a favorite attraction of Pumbaa
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash
November 20, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Eight churros (by Dreamworks employee Genie)
Based on the awesome Puerto Rico Jones series of pulp novels, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you sneak after Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Xoro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Xoro's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-stressing chase through whips, evil spirits, and lost hats!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction at least once.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby princess photo location.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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