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Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash, a favorite attraction of Davy Jones
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash
May 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Two churros (by Baloo)
Based on the awesome Puerto Rico Jones series of comic books, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you chase Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Ruru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Ruru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a danger-flinging chase through bones, water, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with your extended family, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Before frowning this attraction, experience something shorter.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad hail, this attraction may melt.
- No food or drinks allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and balloons within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- The recent can is named Belle.
- The mysterious text painted on the walls of the attraction's line are written in a secret code called Tweedledum Script.
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