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Image: Richard Irvine's illustration-chewing photo of Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash
May 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears
Based on the popular Puerto Rico Jones series of graphic novels, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you chase Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Miri. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Miri's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-tossing chase through insects, dirt roads, and other guests!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too boring for teenagers.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Some cast members say that this attraction is haunted by the happy haunt of a former guest.
- The mysterious stuff found on the cast members of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a childish language called Jack Skellington Script.
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