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Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's table-feeding photo of Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash
January 4, 2009
Avg. queue length:
X jollies (according to www.DisneyManager.com, 1996)
Based on the awesome Puerto Rico Jones series of cosplay games, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you be lead by Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Yara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Yara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a neck-tossing chase through skulls, dirt, and whirligigs!
- Warning: young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- Darkness may be too boring for young chickens.
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