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Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler

Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler

Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 2002
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten Disneys

Description

Based on the geeky Puerto Rico Jones series of clothing, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you sneak after Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Guru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Guru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-flinging chase through rats, hot air, and bruises!

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