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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash ride at park opening

The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash ride at park opening

Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: December 26, 1975
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Based on the lengthy Puerto Rico Jones series of radio plays, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you pursue Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Nara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-velocity chase through rats, giant boulders, and endless wealth!

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