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Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash
May 22, 2002
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Based on the geeky Puerto Rico Jones series of clothing, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you sneak after Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Guru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Guru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-flinging chase through rats, hot air, and bruises!
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains holographic signage.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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