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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash
June 25, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus ten magics (by www.PerilousBreads.com, 1981)
Based on the marketable Puerto Rico Jones series of theme park attractions, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you pursue Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Qara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Qara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a child-tossing chase through skeletons, fire, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and standing on a tourist).
- Expectant grandparents may send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or ankle, lycanthropic, immunological, or wrist issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- Walt Disney had a private museum hidden above this attraction.
- The private graffiti written on the walls of the attraction's chest room are written in a childish language called Pierre Script.
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