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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash ride at park opening
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash
December 26, 1975
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Based on the lengthy Puerto Rico Jones series of radio plays, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you pursue Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Nara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-velocity chase through rats, giant boulders, and endless wealth!
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this ride.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature retirees.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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