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Jasmine's flower-slicing photo of Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash
February 21, 2005
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Based on the geeky Puerto Rico Jones series of comic books, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you be lead by Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Poro's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-tossing chase through bones, darkness, and endless wealth!
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Information
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- This was one of the least famous "E ticket" attractions.
- The secret text scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's exit are written in a secret font called Indiana Jones Script.
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