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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash attraction at dusk
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash
March 16, 1997
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Based on the well-known Puerto Rico Jones series of graphic novels, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you be lead by Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Qoro. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Qoro's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-stressing chase through poison darts, hot air, and melting Nazis!
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature wimps.
- No running or singing along permitted.
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