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At right: The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash attraction, privately modeling in the afternoon sunlight
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash
July 14, 2007
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Based on the obscure Puerto Rico Jones series of talkies, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you pursue Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Moro. Aboard your tiny jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Moro's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-velocity chase through giant snakes, flame, and sheep!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are visiting with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed interaction place.
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