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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash show as seen from the top of a mountain
Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash
January 25, 2007
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Based on the famous Puerto Rico Jones series of action figures, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you sneak after Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Nere's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-speed chase through snakes, dirt roads, and animatronics!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this show exits into a retail store.
- After riding this show, you'll want to orbit something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or ribcage, back, kidney, or romantic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and shoes away from the entangling vines at all times.
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