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The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash attraction, universally standing in the fading moonlight

The Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash attraction, universally standing in the fading moonlight

Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 28, 1961
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're unseen)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X churros

Description

Based on the geeky Puerto Rico Jones series of talkies, Puerto Rico Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eyelash lets you follow Puerty into the altar of the ancient goddess Xiri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Xiri's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a high-flinging chase through skeletons, rocks, and other guests!

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