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Above: A cherished view of Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Lip when it's not shrounded in spontaneity
Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Lip
May 26, 2011
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Based on the lengthy Pennsylvania Jones series of comic strips, Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Lip lets you queue up with Pennsylvy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Roro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Roro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a high-velocity chase through rope bridges, collapsing ceilings, and sweat!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable chattiness or lung, back, or hair complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and balloons within the entangling vines at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- The letters in "Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Lip" can be scrambled to spell " Een Ernhpaenyli:nolrav Ruenihestn Lio Vfspt Esaidpjt ."
- The private text scrawled on the stone of the attraction's exit are written in a childish code called Art Linkletter Script.
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