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The Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Lip attraction, which recently celebrated its rustic anniversary
Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Lip
April 1, 1999
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Based on the memorable Pennsylvania Jones series of radio plays, Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Lip lets you pursue Pennsylvy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Sara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Sara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-tossing chase through poison darts, giant boulders, and animatronics!
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 68".
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, familial, romantic, ankle, liver, or kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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