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Pictured: The Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Lip attraction, accidentally intriguing in the morning sunlight
Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Lip
January 7, 2002
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Based on the obscure Pennsylvania Jones series of movies, Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Lip lets you sneak after Pennsylvy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Wara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Wara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be flung into a maximum-flinging chase through booby traps, fire, and bruises!
- If it's your anniversary, other guests may pick on your friends.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Some cranks believe that this attraction is possessed by the happy spirit of a former cast member.
- The private graffiti painted on the ceiling of the attraction's line are written in a private font called Tweedledee Script.
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