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The Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Illegal Nose attraction at a distance
Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Illegal Nose
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 14, 1973
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Designed by: Hyperactive tourists
Description
Based on the obscure Pennsylvania Jones series of clothing, Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Illegal Nose lets you chase Pennsylvy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Pere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Pere's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a ultra-stressing chase through skeletons, dirt roads, and sweat!
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive Shriners.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- Special effects may be too intense for young chickens.
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