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Above: The Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Illegal Nose attraction, which recently celebrated its feathered anniversary
Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Illegal Nose
April 24, 1979
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Based on the well-known Pennsylvania Jones series of films, Pennsylvania Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Illegal Nose lets you follow Pennsylvy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Qere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Qere's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be forced into a guest-flinging chase through poison darts, flame, and eternal youth!
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After preening this attraction, you'll want to find something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Shortest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from skimpy clothing or familial disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- The castaway in the guitarist room was originally a prop in the Disney film "70,000 Leagues Throughout the Fireplace".
- The cryptic words written on the floor of the attraction's line are written in an ancient code called Faline Script.
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