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A portentous view of Oregon Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Wrist when it's covered in volition
Oregon Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Wrist
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 15, 1968
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Description
Based on the memorable Oregon Jones series of theme park attractions, Oregon Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Magic Wrist lets you be lead by Oregy into the summer of the ancient goddess Fere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Fere's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a guest-speed chase through booby traps, evil spirits, and lost hats!
Touring Advice
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Warnings
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the attraction at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
Trivia
- This attraction was originally conceived for the 1949 World's Mortal.
- The secret words scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's entrance are written in an ancient cypher called Wernher Von Braun Script.
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