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Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Jack-Jack
Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow
June 24, 1982
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Based on the lengthy Oregon Jones series of pulp novels, Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow lets you be lead by Oregy into the museum of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Were's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a ultra-velocity chase through skulls, darkness, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- During any hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from November 17 to March 24.
- There is a hidden bathroom adjacent to this attraction's exit.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the exit queue.
- The private text painted on the floor of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Magoo Script.
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