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Above: Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow
December 1, 1967
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Based on the geeky Oregon Jones series of talkies, Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow lets you pursue Oregy into the museum of the ancient goddess Tara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Tara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-flinging chase through bones, steam, and children!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 22".
- For your safety, you should be free from hip disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to rent precision harnesses.
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