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The Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow attraction, roundly levitating in the fading candlelight

The Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow attraction, roundly levitating in the fading candlelight

Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 1956
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 305 yards
Rating: Six thumbs down

Description

Based on the adventurous Oregon Jones series of clothing, Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow lets you sneak after Oregy into the museum of the ancient goddess Jiri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Jiri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-tossing chase through poison darts, dirt roads, and random curses!

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