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The Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow attraction, quickly considered to be the worst formal attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow attraction, quickly considered to be the worst formal attraction at Disneyland

Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 2002
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Based on the popular Oregon Jones series of cosplay games, Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow lets you chase Oregy into the museum of the ancient goddess Lara. Aboard your inanimate jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Lara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a maximum-speed chase through insects, flame, and movie references!

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