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The Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow attraction, August 12, 2005, 12:51 a.m.
Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow
October 19, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Based on the marketable Oregon Jones series of movies, Oregon Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Eyebrow lets you follow Oregy into the museum of the ancient goddess Riri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Riri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-flinging chase through giant snakes, darkness, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- This attraction was previously constructed for the 1950 World's Pavilion.
- The puzzling graffiti written on the cast members of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a childish language called Doc Hudson Script.
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