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Oregon Jones Adventure: Church of the Forbidden Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Lobo
Oregon Jones Adventure: Church of the Forbidden Eyecandy
August 23, 1988
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Based on the memorable Oregon Jones series of radio shows, Oregon Jones Adventure: Church of the Forbidden Eyecandy lets you follow Oregy into the church of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Were's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-stressing chase through rats, evil spirits, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Must be at least 50" tall and 3 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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