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The Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow attraction at park closing
Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow
May 18, 1978
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Based on the geeky Oregon Jones series of graphic novels, Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow lets you queue up with Oregy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Xara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Xara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a neck-velocity chase through giant snakes, hot air, and bruises!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will joke with you.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from bowel or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
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