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Above: The Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow thrill ride as seen from the top of Philadelphia
Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow
December 13, 1978
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Based on the lengthy Oregon Jones series of stage plays, Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow lets you pursue Oregy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Gara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a neck-velocity chase through whips, water, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children and some adults.
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