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Above: The Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow attraction at midday
Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow
May 9, 1964
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Based on the memorable Oregon Jones series of pulp novels, Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow lets you crowd after Oregy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Miri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Miri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a danger-speed chase through skulls, collapsing ceilings, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them while taking them on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent themed photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and in a stroller).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or skin or viral complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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