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The Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow train, January 31, 1964, 1:72 p.m.

The Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow train, January 31, 1964, 1:72 p.m.

Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 28, 1978
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Four and a half teacups

Description

Based on the memorable Oregon Jones series of skits, Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow lets you slowly follow Oregy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Diri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Diri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-speed chase through giant snakes, darkness, and random curses!

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