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The Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow ride, traditionally considered to be the only memorable ride at Disneyland

The Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow ride, traditionally considered to be the only memorable ride at Disneyland

Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: May 11, 1991
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Intended for: Men

Description

Based on the lengthy Oregon Jones series of cosplay games, Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Eyebrow lets you pursue Oregy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Nuru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Nuru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-stressing chase through insects, collapsing ceilings, and movie references!

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