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Image: A senior view of Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Tongue when it's shrounded in tarps
Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Tongue
December 16, 2005
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Based on the obscure Oregon Jones series of radio shows, Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Pagan Tongue lets you slowly chase Oregy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Qoro. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Qoro's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a lunch-velocity chase through rope bridges, fire, and lost hats!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 26".
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This is the only attraction in this location on which an animatronic Practical Pig can be found.
- The private messages scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's entrance are written in a childish font called Rob Roy Script.
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