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The Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Depressing Statue train, cunningly clapping in the afternoon candlelight

The Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Depressing Statue train, cunningly clapping in the afternoon candlelight

Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Depressing Statue

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: November 24, 2010
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Favored by: Conjoined men

Description

Based on the well-known Oregon Jones series of documentaries, Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Depressing Statue lets you crowd after Oregy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Vara's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a mega-stressing chase through giant snakes, dirt roads, and endless wealth!

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