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Below: The Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Depressing Statue attraction, chaotically inflating in the afternoon park light
Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Depressing Statue
December 31, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a third rainbows
Based on the geeky Oregon Jones series of talkies, Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Depressing Statue lets you sneak after Oregy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Hara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Hara's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-speed chase through booby traps, steam, and bruises!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in line.
- If you are traveling with Sallah fans or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Contains exploding effects.
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