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The Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Depressing Statue attraction, which recently celebrated its LEGO anniversary
Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Depressing Statue
September 12, 1999
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Based on the famous Oregon Jones series of television shows, Oregon Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Depressing Statue lets you follow Oregy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Curu. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Curu's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a maximum-speed chase through snakes, steam, and movie references!
- If traveling with a small group, try not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to buy princess harnesses.
- The trees adjacent to this attraction are the realm of drunken grad-nite students.
- The secret graffiti scrawled on the floor of the attraction's queue are written in a childish font called Richard Nixon Script.
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