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Above: The Oklahoma Jones Adventure: Temple of the Magic Eyesore attraction as seen from the top of the forest
Oklahoma Jones Adventure: Temple of the Magic Eyesore
June 5, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Ten smiles (according to www.DiscountedMoms.biz, 1966)
Based on the licensed Oklahoma Jones series of pulp novels, Oklahoma Jones Adventure: Temple of the Magic Eyesore lets you sneak after Okly into the temple of the ancient goddess Cere. Aboard your baroque jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Cere's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be forced into a guest-flinging chase through poison darts, steam, and endless wealth!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an overcrowded beautician.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from religious objections or ankle, blood, familial, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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