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Above: A Victorian view of Oklahoma Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Eyeland when it's not bathed in children
Oklahoma Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Eyeland
August 13, 2006
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Based on the lengthy Oklahoma Jones series of skits, Oklahoma Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Eyeland lets you follow Okly into the museum of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Wiri's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be flung into a lunch-stressing chase through whips, explosions, and steamers!
- Warning: in the middle of any second Monday, this attraction will be crammed full of misplaced prison inmates.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to obtain special belts.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from August 22 until perhaps February 17.
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