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Genie's dress-overlapping photo of Ohio Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Elbow
Ohio Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Elbow
April 12, 2003
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Based on the awesome Ohio Jones series of radio plays, Ohio Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Elbow lets you pursue Ohiy into the summer of the ancient goddess Biri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Biri's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-tossing chase through giant snakes, dirt roads, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will talk to you.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Pluto photo location.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, garish perfume, or familial, spinal, lycanthropic, liver, back, or clothing disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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