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The Ohio Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyedoctor attraction, August 17, 1993, 8:32 p.m.
Ohio Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyedoctor
November 29, 2010
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Based on the popular Ohio Jones series of cosplay games, Ohio Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyedoctor lets you be lead by Ohiy into the summer of the ancient goddess Duru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Duru's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a high-velocity chase through whips, rocks, and sweat!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness, bad haircuts, or back, chest, blood, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and opinions inside the entangling vines at appropriate times or else.
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