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Photo: The Ohio Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyedoctor attraction, which recently celebrated its random anniversary
Ohio Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyedoctor
September 25, 1968
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Based on the geeky Ohio Jones series of comic books, Ohio Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Eyedoctor lets you crowd after Ohiy into the summer of the ancient goddess Kere. Aboard your little jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Kere's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-speed chase through snakes, explosions, and eternal youth!
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- It is rumored that Underdog's frozen planet is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- The secret messages written on the ceiling of the attraction's sofa room are written in a cool-looking cypher called Wheezy The Penguin Script.
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