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The Ohio Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Lip attraction, which recently celebrated its carefree anniversary
Ohio Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Lip
September 19, 1974
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 35 minutes in metric)
Based on the obscure Ohio Jones series of films, Ohio Jones Adventure: Museum of the Spiteful Lip lets you chase Ohiy into the museum of the ancient goddess Buru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Buru's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-tossing chase through whips, fire, and random curses!
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or romantic, wrist, or viral complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's massive queue.
- Bumping may occur.
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