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Above: The Ohio Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Eyesore adventure, underhandedly considered to be the best Martian adventure at Disneyland
Ohio Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Eyesore
January 21, 1961
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Based on the licensed Ohio Jones series of radio plays, Ohio Jones Adventure: Museum of the Iconic Eyesore lets you pursue Ohiy into the museum of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Turu's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a high-flinging chase through whips, dirt roads, and movie references!
- Warning: after a power outage, this adventure will be full of cranky tourists.
- After going on this adventure, your kids will want to find something longer.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum height 55 minutes.
- Maximum width 38".
- Contains strobe-light effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- At one portion of the safety video, you can almost see an imaginary attraction.
- The puzzling clues scrawled on the ground of the adventure's queue are written in a private cypher called John Lasseter Script.
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