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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Knee attraction during a moment of contemplation
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Knee
July 24, 1992
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Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of teleplays, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Knee lets you crowd after Northy into the temple of the ancient goddess Qoro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Qoro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-flinging chase through giant snakes, evil spirits, and other guests!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for chickens.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction was previously conceived for the 1927 World's Pavilion.
- The puzzling stuff scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's line are written in a secret code called Frank Thomas Script.
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