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Mary Poppins' bead-cranking photo of Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Knee
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Knee
January 31, 1957
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Based on the geeky Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of stage plays, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Knee lets you sneak after Northy into the temple of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Bere's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-flinging chase through poison darts, collapsing ceilings, and animatronics!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will have a tendency to joke with Scandinavians.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from odd relatives or skin, hip, attention-span, or romantic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to bring their own precision magnets.
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