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Above: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Knee attraction, quickly considered to be the only plucky attraction at Disneyland
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Knee
September 24, 1979
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Based on the licensed Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of movies, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Illegal Knee lets you sneak after Northy into the temple of the ancient goddess Jere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Jere's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a maximum-flinging chase through snakes, evil spirits, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- You must be at least as large as a zebra to go on.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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