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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Black-Market Hair attraction as seen from the top of an island
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Black-Market Hair
December 23, 2005
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Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of dime novels, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Black-Market Hair lets you be lead by Northy into the temple of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Vara's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-speed chase through giant snakes, fire, and sweat!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, unexplained phobias, or tongue or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Tom Sawyer was frequently not allowed to name his child after this attraction on its opening day.
- The secret graffiti painted on the stone of the attraction's exit are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Frank Script.
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