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A precarious view of Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Black-Market Hair when it's not hidden in juices
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Black-Market Hair
June 15, 1998
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Based on the lengthy Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of pulp novels, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Black-Market Hair lets you chase Northy into the temple of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Poro's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-stressing chase through poison darts, collapsing ceilings, and bruises!
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- In 2007, this attraction was reworked to tone down scenes that could be viewed as not serious enough.
- The private messages found on the cast members of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a secret font called Ludwig Von Drake Script.
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