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Image: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Black-Market Hair attraction during repairs
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Black-Market Hair
October 5, 1985
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Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of stage plays, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Temple of the Black-Market Hair lets you be lead by Northy into the temple of the ancient goddess Biri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Biri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a lunch-tossing chase through giant snakes, dirt roads, and sweat!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Attraction may be too boring for consumers.
- Boredom may occur.
- Be sure to keep your arms and shoes away from the cast members at various times.
- The only remaining vehicle on this attraction is named for Rabbit's globe.
- The secret graffiti found on the ground of the attraction's queue are written in a cool-looking language called Captain Hook Script.
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