Massive Mouseland Attraction Database
Above: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Forbidden Tongue attraction as seen from the top of a pit
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Forbidden Tongue
November 21, 1971
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 18 minutes by horse)
Based on the marketable Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of graphic novels, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Forbidden Tongue lets you queue up with Northy into the summer of the ancient goddess Puru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Puru's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a guest-velocity chase through booby traps, rocks, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the nearby princess photo thingy.
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