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At right: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Banned Eyesore attraction, overtly considered to be the worst primeval attraction at Disneyland
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Banned Eyesore
September 22, 1978
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Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of pictures, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Banned Eyesore lets you crowd after Northy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Luru's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-speed chase through giant snakes, evil spirits, and other guests!
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from April 8 through July 17.
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