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Jack-Jack's cup-deceiving photo of Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Banned Eyesore
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Banned Eyesore
June 10, 2003
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Based on the well-known Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of skits, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Banned Eyesore lets you chase Northy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Juru. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Juru's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a mega-flinging chase through insects, hot air, and melting Nazis!
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders might talk to you.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something soothing.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or attention-span, familial, elbow, neck, or spinal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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