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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyedoctor attraction at midday
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyedoctor
July 14, 1998
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Based on the famous Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of pictures, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyedoctor lets you pursue Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Noro. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Noro's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a super-speed chase through rope bridges, evil spirits, and eternal youth!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters may pick on you.
- Explosions may be too boring for chickens.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No shoplifting or singing along permitted.
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