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Merlin's globe-nodding photo of Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyedoctor
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyedoctor
September 29, 2012
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 28 minutes by motorcar)
Based on the adventurous Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of cosplay games, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyedoctor lets you sneak after Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Koro. Aboard your serious jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Koro's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-stressing chase through skeletons, steam, and movie references!
- If it's your birthday, cast members will talk to you.
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