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Image: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyedoctor attraction at park closing
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyedoctor
June 10, 1982
Avg. queue length:
59 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're negative)
Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of action figures, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyedoctor lets you queue up with Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Yiri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Yiri's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a high-speed chase through bones, collapsing ceilings, and sweat!
- If traveling with a small group, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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