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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip attraction, June 13, 2003, 8:97 p.m.
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip
September 6, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Based on the well-known Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of pulp novels, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip lets you crowd after Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Tere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Tere's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a ultra-flinging chase through skeletons, rocks, and movie references!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may shop if you don't let them.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- For your health, you should be free from neck, attention-span, kidney, ribcage, wrist, or familial issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- All of this attraction's exits are named after characters from another attraction.
- The puzzling graffiti found on the walls of the attraction's object room are written in a private language called Thomasina Script.
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