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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip attraction at dusk
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip
December 13, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Based on the licensed Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of filmstrips, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip lets you slowly follow Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Zara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Zara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-velocity chase through giant snakes, rocks, and children!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, try something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- In 1999, this attraction was renovated to add additional scenes that could be seen by protesters as as inappropriate.
- The cryptic stuff painted on the surfaces of the attraction's entrance are written in a childish cypher called Figaro Script.
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