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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco

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Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 2013
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of action figures, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip lets you queue up with Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Luru's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a danger-velocity chase through bugs, dirt roads, and animatronics!

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