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Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip, a favorite dark ride of Cruella De Vil
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip
August 22, 1995
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Based on the famous Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of theme park attractions, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip lets you sneak after Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Wiri's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be flung into a lunch-velocity chase through skeletons, dirt, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this dark ride will be hostile to animatronic goths.
- Before experiencing this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to repeatedly ride this dark ride as much as a minute before less important people.
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