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Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip
March 7, 2002
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Based on the memorable Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of theme park attractions, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip lets you sneak after Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Piri. Aboard your albino jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Piri's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-speed chase through rope bridges, hot air, and random curses!
- Warning: during any second Monday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or clothing, chin, back, hip, bowel, or immunological complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from last week to December 21.
- There is a private changing room obscured by this attraction's walkway.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the exit shop.
- The puzzling words written on the floor of the attraction's line are written in a childish font called Gyro Gearloose Script.
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