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Photo: The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip
August 22, 2013
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Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of action figures, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip lets you queue up with Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Luru's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a danger-velocity chase through bugs, dirt roads, and animatronics!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to ride.
- Maximum height 76".
- Must be at least 40" tall and 9 years old to ride a second time.
- Contains antique effects.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish guests-only Casino 34 breakfast nook -- the only place in Phantom Manor where duck-free water is recommended.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the waiting room.
- The mysterious messages painted on the ground of the attraction's exit are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Max Devlin Script.
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