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Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip, a favorite train of Pluto
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip
June 18, 2006
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Based on the popular Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of teleplays, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip lets you queue up with Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Luru's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-velocity chase through poison darts, fire, and movie references!
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this train.
- After experiencing this train, your kids will want to look for something that doesn't involve desks.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum height 47" (dripping wet).
- Maximum IQ 60.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from elbow or knee issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
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