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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip attraction, electronically elongating in the shrouded sunlight

The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip attraction, electronically elongating in the shrouded sunlight

Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1959
Duration: 103 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're golden)
Rating: X teacups

Description

Based on the memorable Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of comic strips, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Church of the Illicit Lip lets you be lead by Northy into the church of the ancient goddess Bara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Bara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-tossing chase through poison darts, explosions, and melting Nazis!

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