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The Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Black-Market Tongue attraction at a distance
Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Black-Market Tongue
September 19, 1989
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Based on the obscure Northern Marianas Islands Jones series of filmstrips, Northern Marianas Islands Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Black-Market Tongue lets you follow Northy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Kara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Kara's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a neck-velocity chase through skeletons, water, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum height 67".
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be free from dietary objections or back, spinal, clothing, neck, or ankle complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains antique effects.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from famous fairytales.
- The private clues scrawled on the ground of the attraction's queue are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Incredible Script.
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