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A reasonable view of Nevada Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Hair when it's not shrounded in existentialism

A reasonable view of Nevada Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Hair when it's not shrounded in existentialism

Nevada Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Hair

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 2014
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Targeted at: Unseen infants

Description

Based on the well-known Nevada Jones series of documentaries, Nevada Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Hair lets you sneak after Nevy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Dere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Dere's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-speed chase through bugs, flame, and riverboats!

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