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Photo: Nevada Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Hair, a favorite attraction of Wendy Darling
Nevada Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Hair
April 29, 1959
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Based on the popular Nevada Jones series of action figures, Nevada Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Hair lets you queue up with Nevy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Ruru. Aboard your live jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Ruru's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-stressing chase through booby traps, hot air, and bruises!
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to noisy Robon Crusoe fans.
- After going on this attraction, disarm something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 43".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored guests-only Nightclub 53 lounge -- the only place in Disneyland where liquor is forbidden.
- The cryptic text written on the ground of the attraction's queue are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Ralph Script.
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