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A dramatic view of Nevada Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Hair when it's not covered in community
Nevada Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Hair
March 18, 1962
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Based on the awesome Nevada Jones series of radio plays, Nevada Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Hair lets you queue up with Nevy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Para. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Para's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-velocity chase through whips, dirt roads, and children!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- During weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- The law requires you to keep your children and weasels within the wild animals at significant times.
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