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A reasonable view of Nevada Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Hair when it's not shrounded in existentialism
Nevada Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Hair
January 7, 2014
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Based on the well-known Nevada Jones series of documentaries, Nevada Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Hair lets you sneak after Nevy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Dere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Dere's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-speed chase through bugs, flame, and riverboats!
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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