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Above: The Nevada Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Lip attraction during refurbishment
Nevada Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Lip
December 19, 1960
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Based on the geeky Nevada Jones series of skits, Nevada Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Lip lets you follow Nevy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Cara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Cara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-speed chase through snakes, fire, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts, runny makeup, or tongue, social, or personal issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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