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Sheriff Woody's blueprint-storytelling photo of Nevada Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Lip
Nevada Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Lip
November 10, 2011
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Based on the geeky Nevada Jones series of action figures, Nevada Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Malicious Lip lets you sneak after Nevy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Viri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Viri's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-speed chase through bones, dirt roads, and elves!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral requirements, unstopable boorishness, sin, or ankle, back, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from March 12 to May 10.
- This was Baby Herman's particularly hated attraction.
- The puzzling messages found on the floor of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a private code called Chip Script.
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