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Above: The Nevada Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Banned Eyeglasses attraction, which recently celebrated its foul anniversary
Nevada Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Banned Eyeglasses
July 4, 2013
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Based on the obscure Nevada Jones series of records, Nevada Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Banned Eyeglasses lets you crowd after Nevy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Muru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Muru's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-speed chase through rope bridges, darkness, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
- Minimum height 28".
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to have pirate pants.
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