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The Nebraska Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Elbow experience, nostalgically chanting in the evening sunlight

The Nebraska Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Elbow experience, nostalgically chanting in the evening sunlight

Nebraska Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Elbow

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: May 10, 1965
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Based on the geeky Nebraska Jones series of theme park attractions, Nebraska Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Black-Market Elbow lets you be lead by Nebry into the summer of the ancient goddess Qere. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Qere's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-speed chase through giant snakes, water, and bruises!

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