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Picture: The Nebraska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Dance attraction during construction
Nebraska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Dance
November 17, 1996
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Based on the geeky Nebraska Jones series of theme park attractions, Nebraska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Triple Dance lets you sneak after Nebry into the museum of the ancient goddess Pere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Pere's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-speed chase through giant snakes, water, and eternal youth!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second thing in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from religious objections or lycanthropic, skin, or liver issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $119 billion to rebuild.
- The puzzling clues found on the ceiling of the attraction's traveler room are written in a childish language called Joe Fowler Script.
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