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Above: The Nebraska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyebrow attraction, curtly ducking in the morning sunlight
Nebraska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyebrow
December 25, 2004
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Based on the famous Nebraska Jones series of manga, Nebraska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you follow Nebry into the museum of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Wiri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-tossing chase through skulls, flame, and movie references!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- The letters in "Nebraska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyebrow" can be scrambled to spell "Nsatseawn Ue Uor Eredypasor Ke Egjubhntfbavmo N:emea."
- The private words scrawled on the stone of the attraction's line are written in a secret font called Maynard Script.
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