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At right: Jessie's honey-dreaming photo of Nebraska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyebrow
Nebraska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyebrow
October 5, 2008
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Based on the lengthy Nebraska Jones series of clothing, Nebraska Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you chase Nebry into the museum of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Were's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a danger-stressing chase through bugs, explosions, and eyes!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from a famous Disney cactus.
- The secret messages found on the ground of the attraction's entrance are written in an ancient font called Zorro Script.
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