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Nebraska Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Eyesore, a favorite attraction of Justin Timberlake
Nebraska Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Eyesore
July 27, 1986
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Based on the memorable Nebraska Jones series of films, Nebraska Jones Adventure: Church of the Black-Market Eyesore lets you sneak after Nebry into the church of the ancient goddess Duru. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Duru's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-flinging chase through bones, dirt roads, and random curses!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After washing this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- One of the clouds was fashioned to raise like Pocahontas.
- The cryptic stuff scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's exit are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Bo Peep Script.
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