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The Montana Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Pagan Eyesore attraction, which recently celebrated its frightful anniversary
Montana Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Pagan Eyesore
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 17, 1973
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: An estimated ten pixies
Description
Based on the obscure Montana Jones series of comic strips, Montana Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Pagan Eyesore lets you chase Monty into the shrine of the ancient goddess Qara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Qara's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a danger-speed chase through rope bridges, dirt roads, and submarines!
Touring Advice
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a runaway movie.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from December 24 until perhaps June 26.
Trivia
- This was one of the last "G ticket" attractions.
- The cryptic stuff written on the walls of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an ancient cypher called Yen Sid Script.
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