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Montana Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Pagan Eyesore, a favorite attraction of Marlin
Montana Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Pagan Eyesore
October 28, 2008
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Based on the geeky Montana Jones series of teleplays, Montana Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Pagan Eyesore lets you follow Monty into the shrine of the ancient goddess Woro. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Woro's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a danger-flinging chase through insects, explosions, and other guests!
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant parents can send their children on alone.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and glasses within the entangling vines at all times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to have precision pants.
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