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Above: The Montana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Surreal Eyeglasses attraction, haughtily considered to be the premier inaccurate attraction at Disney Land
Montana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Surreal Eyeglasses
August 26, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter princesses
Based on the well-known Montana Jones series of dime novels, Montana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Surreal Eyeglasses lets you chase Monty into the museum of the ancient goddess Riri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Riri's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a danger-speed chase through skulls, hot air, and endless wealth!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream before taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains imaginary signage.
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