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Pictured: The Montana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Surreal Eyeglasses attraction, fabulously debuting in the fading sunlight
Montana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Surreal Eyeglasses
December 11, 2007
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Based on the licensed Montana Jones series of movies, Montana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Surreal Eyeglasses lets you pursue Monty into the museum of the ancient goddess Cere. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Cere's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be flung into a lunch-speed chase through snakes, giant boulders, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of cheerleaders.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby character interaction pavilion.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- Some historians report that this attraction is home of the disturbed spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- The puzzling clues painted on the walls of the attraction's queue are written in a secret code called Maynard Script.
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