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The Montana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Surreal Eyeglasses attraction during a moment of contemplation
Montana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Surreal Eyeglasses
November 10, 1965
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Based on the memorable Montana Jones series of theme park attractions, Montana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Surreal Eyeglasses lets you follow Monty into the museum of the ancient goddess Yiri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Yiri's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-flinging chase through whips, steam, and random curses!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will have a tendency to point at you.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Pilot must be at least 56" tall.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or bowel or ankle disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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