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The Montana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Surreal Eyeglasses attraction, laterally considered to be the worst feral attraction at Walt Disney Land
Montana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Surreal Eyeglasses
January 30, 1977
As long as Boudin's billboard
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
Based on the geeky Montana Jones series of television shows, Montana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Surreal Eyeglasses lets you pursue Monty into the museum of the ancient goddess Gere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Gere's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a ultra-speed chase through poison darts, water, and random curses!
- Warning: small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 19".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate hotness, emotional baggage, or inner ear, chest, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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